It’s been about a year since I posted regularly. Basically, this blog has been dead since then. I don’t really want to update it either, so I guess this will be the last post for the foreseeable future. Hopefully I provided some entertainment.

So it has been a while since I actually updated this blog with actual poker content. I figure that I might as well throw up some somewhat interesting hands from my 12-tabling this month.

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold’em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $645
UTG: $398
MP: $467.70
CO: $547.10
BTN: $174.15
SB: $321

Pre-Flop: Q A dealt to Hero (BB)
2 folds, CO raises to $14, BTN calls $14, SB folds, Hero raises to $64, CO calls $50, BTN raises to $174.15 and is All-In, Hero raises to $645 and is All-In, CO calls $483.10 and is All-In

Flop: ($1,270.35) 4 7 8 (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($1,270.35) A (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($1,270.35) 4 (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $1,270.35 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed Q A (two pair, Aces and Fours) and WON $1,267.35 (+$720.25 NET)
CO mucked Q Q and LOST (-$547.10 NET)
BTN mucked J J and LOST (-$174.15 NET)

In this one, I’m not entirely sure what I am supposed to do preflop after the shorty goes all-in. I think this is the right play so I can squeeze pocket pairs lower than 99 out of the hand and get some pretty good odds if the bigger stack folds because I am almost for sure at least 40% against the shorties range there. Oh well who cares about how you play when you suck out like a champ like me!

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold’em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $90.70
SB: $347.50
BB: $660
UTG: $400
MP: $447.80
Hero (CO): $828

Pre-Flop: A 4 dealt to Hero (CO)
2 folds, Hero raises to $12, 2 folds, BB calls $8

Flop: ($26) 3 A K (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $18, BB calls $18

Turn: ($62) 8 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($62) 9 (2 Players)
BB bets $24, Hero raises to $90, BB raises to $156, Hero raises to $798 and is All-In, BB calls $474 and is All-In

Results: $1,322 Pot ($3 Rake)
BB mucked 9 9 and LOST (-$660 NET)
Hero showed A 4 (a flush, Ace high) and WON $1,319 (+$659 NET)

This one just makes me laugh every time I see it. His river play is just SOOOOOOO horrible, and to be frank so is his flop play. 3betting is just pointless because I’m never calling with worse and then snap calling a 4bet shove just shows that the games really are still good. I guess his plan was to induce a 4bet shove when I have like the naked ace of spades, so that is pretty lol-tastic.

Turn is also a spot where I feel people misplay. I think that if I fire again on the turn, most villain will likely fold Kx and a lower spade draw on the turn so a bet there doesn’t serve a whole lot of purpose. So I think there is more value in checking there so I can squeeze out far more value on the river.

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold’em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP: $338
CO: $379.70
BTN: $424.10
SB: $592.30
BB: $311
Hero (UTG): $517

Pre-Flop: T A dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to $14, 3 folds, SB calls $12, BB calls $10

Flop: ($42) 2 T A (3 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $28, SB raises to $76, BB folds, Hero raises to $124, SB calls $48

Turn: ($290) T (2 Players)
SB bets $114, Hero raises to $228, SB raises to $454.30 and is All-In, Hero calls $151 and is All-In

River: ($1,048) 6 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $1,048 Pot ($3 Rake)
SB showed 9 9 (two pair, Tens and Nines) and LOST (-$517 NET)
Hero showed T A (a full house, Tens full of Aces) and WON $1,045 (+$528 NET)

Another amusing hand. This one is against a tag who I play with somewhat frequently, so I just really hate his flop play simply because he is repping so little when he c/raises this board. He doesn’t call with A2 in the SB there vs. an UTG raise and he likely 3bets TT, AA, AQ+ even if you discount that I have blockers against these card combos. So all he can really have is the somewhat rare times he calls with AK or AQ (not going to happen often for him) preflop, 22, or just air. It is just an important concept that if your value betting range is just so little, it is going to be a bad place to bluff.

It’s also fun to CiB (click it back for non-2p2 aficionados) twice in the same hand.

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold’em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $454.60
UTG: $155
MP: $96
CO: $394
Hero (BTN): $484
SB: $738.25

Pre-Flop: A T dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG calls $4, 2 folds, Hero raises to $32, SB calls $30, 2 folds

Flop: ($72) J 4 9 (2 Players)
SB bets $16, Hero raises to $85, SB calls $69

Turn: ($242) 2 (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $175, SB calls $175

River: ($592) T (2 Players)
SB bets $56, Hero raises to $192 and is All-In, SB calls $136

Results: $976 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A T (a flush, Ace high) and WON $973 (+$489 NET)
SB mucked A Q and LOST (-$484 NET)

Villain here had a 100% VPIP over like 35 hands so he literally could have any two cards preflop, and most of the time when people donk bet (bet into the preflop raiser) into me, they just have complete squadush most of the time so I think betting there is fine considering I have some backdoor outs. I guess if he is bet/calling though with AQ, it might not be good.

Turn play was probably bad. I would like a bet there if we both had like $650 to start the hand then I can bet the turn and shove the river regardless and fold out his 9x with a heart a fair amount of the time, but with these stacks I think he just won’t fold given the odds the river will be laying him at that point. Meh.

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold’em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $656.45
UTG: $863.20
CO: $284.50
BTN: $361.60
SB: $454.90

Pre-Flop: A K dealt to Hero (BB)
2 folds, BTN calls $4, SB raises to $16, Hero raises to $56, BTN folds, SB calls $40

Flop: ($116) K 5 5 (2 Players)
SB bets $66, Hero calls $66

Turn: ($248) 9 (2 Players)
SB bets $212, Hero raises to $424, SB calls $120.90 and is All-In

River: ($913.80) K (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $913.80 Pot ($2 Rake)
Hero showed A K (a full house, Kings full of Fives) and WON $911.80 (+$456.90 NET)
SB showed Q A (two pair, Kings and Fives) and LOST (-$454.90 NET)

Here’s a hand showcasing the spot where people just donk bet with like no hopes of actually repping anything. Thanks for the money though dude!

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold’em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

CO: $414.10
BTN: $499.60
Hero (SB): $573.85
BB: $437.40
UTG: $440.90
MP: $396.60

Pre-Flop: 5 5 dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG raises to $16, 3 folds, Hero calls $14, BB folds

Flop: ($36) 7 2 7 (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $40, Hero calls $40

Turn: ($116) 3 (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $384.90 and is All-In, Hero calls $384.90

River: ($885.80) 4 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $885.80 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 5 5 (two pair, Sevens and Fives) and WON $882.80 (+$441.90 NET)
UTG mucked A Q and LOST (-$440.90 NET)

The turn is just a wtf spot. It really just doesn’t make any sense for him to be value getting there with a 4* the pot shove. I guess he could just completely outlevel me and value bet an overpair that way, but I would think that he would think that this is suicide at this level since most people would only call with 7x+. So his hand didn’t make much sense so I call.

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold’em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

CO: $653
BTN: $467
Hero (SB): $396
BB: $400
UTG: $386
MP: $263.40

Pre-Flop: T 8 dealt to Hero (SB)
3 folds, BTN raises to $16, Hero raises to $58, BB folds, BTN calls $42

Flop: ($120) 9 3 Q (2 Players)
Hero bets $85, BTN calls $85

Turn: ($290) A (2 Players)
Hero bets $253 and is All-In, BTN calls $253

River: ($796) J (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $796 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed Q A (two pair, Aces and Queens) and LOST (-$396 NET)
Hero showed T 8 (a straight, Eight to Queen) and WON $793 (+$397 NET)

Another hand where I run good. The play does seem to be kind of standard though for me anyway. The guy was playing pretty laggy up to this point so I 3bet. I didn’t really expect him to fold, but it is really a misconceived notion by a lot of people that if a guy never folds to a 3bet that you should only 3bet premium hands. Instead, if I think a guy is playing fit or fold a lot of the time postflop I just 3bet them relentlessly because I pick up the pot so often that I am automatically showing a profit.

As for the turn, I just need the play to work like 35% of the time to show a profit considering my gutshot outs and I’m sure he’ll have plenty of hands that will not call a shove here.

Tomorrow, losing hands that show I play really badly sometimes!

• People that use scantily clad pictures of attractive women as avatars on forums annoy me. I just always assume that these type of people are the same people that have multiple posters of lesbians kissing each other in their room. You know, the same person that likely has only had one female in their room and if her name didn’t rhyme with “bomb” then that count would be zero. Also, I don’t need any more temptation to jerk off than I usually do when on the Internet.
• NBA/NHL have to do something with their playoffs. It is so dumb to have an 82 game schedule when over half the league gets in the playoffs, especially with hockey since the edge between teams is even lower. Ideally, I think cutting two teams from the playoffs and having an NFL format would work best, but that will never happen with TV deals. So, I think the solution is to make the regular season actually work something. Have the higher seeded team have their # of home games determined by seed differential between them and the lower seed. For example, if the #1 is playing the #8 seed, the home teams gets 7 home games, #2 vs. #7 gets 6, and so on and so forth. It would make the regular season actually worth something and make the teams that actually try to win profit more because they get more playoff home games. Seems like a no brainer to me so obviously it will never happen.
• Been playing 12 tables of 2/4 on stars for the past couple days. Had a -10k day at 5/10 and 10/20 the day before that where I couldn’t win a hand, then I go down to 2/4 and seem to win every coinflip. Damnit, the run goodness should the other way around! It is a nice way to put in a ton of hands where I can put in 3k hands in 2 hours. Obviously that is a big plus. I’m definitely not playing optimally, but I don’t really need to since 2/4 I am pretty much guaranteed to play with one drooler at every table I play.
• Lifespan of a professional online poker player is something I’ve been thinking about lately. I think that the people that beat up players at the highest stakes are usually far brighter and want to do more with their lives than playing poker. I really think that the top players at the mega stakes will always have a changing set of faces since at some point most of them just reach some point where they don’t want to plug away at poker for much longer. That point may be money or just loathing of the game or finally finding something better time. So these guys’ career span I would say tops out at about 4 years. Then there are the grinders who I would say I am can stand it for a longer period of time as they aren’t reaping in huge amounts of money (over a million a year I would say is huge) and the grinder mindset really just makes it easier to plug away hands since they are fine with the mundaneness sometimes the job can be.

I used to care about politics. There was a time when I actively tried to care about it. I would read about endeavors such and such politician would do. Now, I don’t give a fuck. What is the reason for this? Because people are stupid. That’s it.

The whole electoral process is pretty retarded. I have to trust who gets elected by the same mouth breathers that I see every day? That isn’t something I like. There should at least be some sort of IQ barrier before someone can vote. Say above 120 or something. At least that way I wouldn’t have to hear about all the mongrels that now talk about it caring since they are all too stupid to vote.

Whatever that topic is stupid. Time to talk about something even dumber, poker! I am still down money in ‘08, but ever since I staked waffles (yeah, it was me), I am finally starting to win money again. Karma ftw! Now, most of the time I only stake people because I think it is +EV, but I doubt this one to be the case. I only did it because if I didn’t stake him, when would I get the chance to hear him berate other dumbass bloggers? Take for example what I imagine waffles screaming at his monitor after just about every blogger tourney:

“You called with AQ when I folded for two hours!!!!!!! WTF DIE YOU ASSHOLE!”

really, that is me at heart. Ah, who am I kidding? That is me. YOU CALLED WITH WHAT!!!!! FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!

So glad ESPNews finally went into HD. I always watched Sportscenter when I wanted to get a sports fix in only because it was in HD, but now I don’t have to listen to the retarded blowhards talk in the Bud Light 6pack or whatever bullshit that sponsors that garbage.

Although I’m sure no one actually cares about the NHL, the NHL network’s wrap up show is actually probably the best highlight show out there since they actually (*shocker*) show highlights from the game. Now if only they would make that in HD.

Waking up after a night of debauchery, it was as if a revelation of sorts had come to me. What was my life? A degenerate poker playing thriving on the lowest forms of entertainment, women and drugs. A life filled with vile and indiscretion that most others would never see in an eternity. What has my life become?

It was that day after the night at the Waffle House in Columbus that I realized I should become a new man; a man of benevolence.  One that does not ridicule someone of their slights, but tries to show each person what is so special about each and every one of us. As I woke up that day, I saw the true meaning of life. A life filled with compassion. A life devoted to God.

My travel buddy awoke from his slumber to see me kneeling before an open Bible that morning.

“What the fuck are you doing?”  he muttered.

The former me would have came up with a quibble or a lie of some sort to cover this position that would have been compromising to me in the past. I might even have made some diatribe ridiculing this man. But, I am now a man of solitude. I spoke with true wisdom,

“I am studying the word of our lord and savior. Do you want to join me?”

“What the fuck are you talking about?” He questioned back.

“I fell asleep a man of dread. I knew that I needed someone to save me. And luckily for me, I opened the drawer lying next to me when I awoken and found this very Bible in front of me now.”

“L-O-L what a fag.” he answered back.

At this moment I realized that this “friend” of mine had all the vile that once was upon me. He needed to see the light. He needed to be saved.  Since I was in command of this journey of ours, I suggested that we go to the nearest Catholic church to confess all my sins to be saved. He was reluctant, but I payed him a hefty fee anyway. I knew that he would accept this monetary item as he was under the power of the Devil and would accept gleefully. I believe his exact words were, “Holy shit. You are going to pay me $500 to drive you to a church? Boy, you sure woke up a ’smart’ man today.” At the word of smart, he used air quotation marks which I perceived as a way of emphasization. He really must believe I am exceptionally smart (no smarter than our lord Jesus though).

He drove his “Fildy” Ford to the nearest church which I excitingly entered. Having never entered a church, I tried to remember where to go to confess my sins. Where exactly did I go again? The only religious movie I remembered watching before this momentous day at the time was Dogma. I certainly did not want to enter this holy building like Bartlebee did in that movie and destroy all of Heaven! But I am not a fallen angel, not yet anyway :).

So, I hurriedly go down the aisles and get in the confession booth.

“Yes, my son. How may I help you?” the father spoke in a deep manly voice.

“I have come here to confess my sins. This is the first time I have ever been in a Catholic church. Will you help me father?”

“Of course. God is here to help us all. What did you want to confess to?”

“Well, long story. I’ll start off with the minor ones. There have been, oh, about 3 times where I wished leprosy upon 3 different people all because they bad beated me in a HU match and immediately left once they doubled up.”

“Wait, are you talking about poker?”

“Yes, father. Anyway I have also” at this utterance I was cut off.

“Oh man, I love to play poker. Every night after I work I fire up one online poker site. I always get my account up to about four or five thousand, but then someone calls my all-in with seven-three offsuit.  Can you believe that?”

“Wow seven three. Must be a good game.”

“Good game? No, not on there. They are rigged I swear. I have even sent in six e-mails detailing my hard proof evidence of 2000 hands that precisely shows they are the Devil’s work. I have seen the flop come 666 six different times,”

My former self was started to overpower what I wanted to become. All I could think about was ways to sabotage this conversation like I have many other countless times when I have to talk about poker with other people. No, I thought, I must strive forward. And strive forward I did, confessing all my sins of the past 21 years.

4 hours later, I stepped out of confession a new man. One I am proud of. One with God.

How the time flies when we are young. Sometimes you wake up and see the photographs of yoru life replaying to yourself as you wake up. Or was that your life flashes before your eyes right before you are dieing. You see sometimes I forget with all the vices I am now in. Silly me first was drugs, then gambling, now women. Actually, why am I in this somber tone?!! Really, I don’t even know. My life is awesome.

Look at the other people around me. Wallowing in other people’s own pity to satisfy their morbid curiosities. I now know what this mystery world encompasses. To get inside this “balling” world, you must spend every -EV opportunity despite living in a field where the only thing you care about +EV situations.

There is a line in the distinction of how a winning player develops dealing with large sums of money like gold in a DOTA match. And you see, I am by far not the means to which sanctifies holiness. All I am is a grinder that gambles in too high risk tolerance. But, I guess that is one of the steps along the poker path.

We all push ourselves for more and more, but sometimes that line just doesn’t seem quantifiable. Look at all the money I am making as a silly mid stakes grinder. Imagine the world in high stakes, or even the land beyond in immortal ballers. And this really is the capitalism calming effect of 1923 with centralized banking. Everyone feels richer than they really are. I am certain I will be a millionaire within the next 5 years, but what will that even be worth in five years? Ten million in thirty years? What will that even be worth?

Remember watching those old black and white videos. “$100. Holy shit, shit your drawers Billy Joe”. Huckleberry Finn may say. I think he cussed. I never read Mark Twaine, although I’ve read he was good. Education sucks now compared to then. We used to be caring about ourselves and our wealth (hey no inflation), now all we care about is how the government and how the rich will feed us. Hey Paris Hilton, oh you had two in the pink and one in the stink. Yeah, we call that the shocker you dirty whore!

Paris Hilton

1920s were awesome. Everything was booming. Burns and Allen were at the top of their mediocrity. When Jack Dempsey was the a Goliath among men. A man who stood up for power and manliness and testosterone.

Now in the 21st century what we get is a world full of degenerates. But is that best for society to not care about sex. I realize I live in a different world than others. Perhaps it is with all the verdure, dark green vegetation that I continue to smoke. Britney Spears through the black market of curiosity of most people, is the #1 celebrity of our time. Where boxing and athletes are the top of our creature, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton vermin are the gutters on the side of the street that need to wash down the through those very gutters.

I realize that this isn’t the life that I want. To be a degenerate without a schedule. I don’t want to be the insomniac with a double life never sleeping. Actually, IMO, if you need to succeed in life, you also need to succeed in business without the compensation of life for others. That is the base of the libertarian party. If it doesn’t affect others adversely there should be a rules/laws against it.

Is out life turning into this ideological point of view. It sure does not seem that way. The way it seems to be heading is a totalitarian point of view with extreme nationalism, not just in the true super power left (the west culture ‘USA’, ‘UK’). US has football and UK has futbol both different sports about which is superior. Of course, futbol, or soccer as some of you anti-Anglophile know it as.

Life was easy. Life had meaning. We were noble. We were free. Are we free anymore? Is that something for me to ask? Or is that beyond me. For now, I think it is. But, that is what inspires me to do more. The ambition within to find out not only who I am but what I am.

No Nazis. Americans were finally free and able to support ourselves. Then ever since then we have been in some sort of depression by either being superior to everyone in freedom to not being able to see how hypocritical our own prejudices against each other still inseminate among everyone. Our society is doomed. We are all meager mights in the road of bureaucratic death. The draft will come and we will lose.

“Off the alien comes and swipes off our head.”

Blood squirts into ours as we wake up and finally see the world as we step out of the chair and look through our own eyes protecting each others from evil.

P.S. And it seems awesome that I can answer questions to my career without endeavoring into a hand of poker for weeks. So Hoyazo, if I had KQ there on the flop, I would have called the flop and then folded the turn. I expect him to show up with 89 a large % of the time, certainly more than QJ after the turn. You just have to know which cards are scare cards for you (people cards will only value bet at), and dumb bluff cards people will bluff at (overcards that don’t complete a semi bluff draw since that is all nitty tags bluff with so you can call). That is my advice.

P.S.S. Melioris is the man, and Dr. Pauly is the pimp. Iggy is the godfather of them all lets not forget.

(2:23:39 PM) Wes: that’s all i remember about playing with you
(2:23:43 PM) Wes: tight ass mofo
(2:23:47 PM) Sirfwalgman: lol
(2:23:52 PM) Sirfwalgman: most people get the opposite impression
(2:23:56 PM) Sirfwalgman: but I think your dead on
(2:24:00 PM) Wes: most people are dumb
(2:24:05 PM) Sirfwalgman: although I am prone to making really bad plays
(2:24:06 PM) Sirfwalgman: at times
(2:24:16 PM) Wes: lol blackjack

He just sets me up for the joke and I slam it down on the alley oop.

We get in the hotel room, lay down our shit, and then decide we must prepare for the ongoing journey ahead of us. If we are going to forge forward in this battle, we will need some weapons. Then with our weapons, we will conquer! So, off we went in our journey of plight. To the grocery store we shall go!

The central wrapped item you see above is of the substance that will make all of this taste so good. When we did go to the grocery store, two high school kids knew what we were up to tonight as they alluded to weed when we checked out. I don’t know how they came to that conclusion. Perhaps it was grocery cart filled all with junk food or booze.

Unfortunately though, the guy I was with did not want to actually partake in the toking up of the reefer. He wanted to wait till we got to Minneapolis where we would meet up with a stoner friend. But, I persuaded him otherwise. And by persuaded him otherwise I mean that I ripped open the wrapped package and started rolling a joint. He didn’t seem pleased, but fuck him it’s time to get high. And oh we did.

After stepping outside and smoking the first joint, we went back inside and stuffed our faces with all the precious goodies from above. Already incredibly high from not smoking for like two months, and since my buddy isn’t a smoker at all, he was already bugging out. But, the funnest times are when you go for more, so we stepped outside to smoke another. After doing that, it was then decided we needed to make a trip. Although it was midnight, there is always a staple for stoners in the wee hours of the morning….

Off we went, walking a couple blocks down to where we already spotted this waffle house. We enter into this fine dining establishment and seat ourselves. A not so happy 20ish waitress comes up to take our order on several occasions, but we cannot muster the strength to mutter words because we are hysterically laughing every time she seems to approach. One of the main stalwarts of the laughter was a little suggestion made. The suggestion was that, since everything seems so good right now, why don’t we just order one of everything on the menu?

I thought to myself, “Fuck yeah, that sounds like an awesome idea.” as we both laugh hysterically for minutes on end. I was seriously going to order one of everything on the menu, before my buddy makes a rationale thought when the waitress approaches,

Waitress (disgusted): Are you ready yet?

Buddy: Uh, yeah, I’ll have some hash browns, ham, and two eggs.

Waitress: How you want your eggs?

Buddy: Over easy.

Me: Yeah, that sounds good. I’ll have the same thing as what he’s having. And, one of everything else on the menu.

First, a look of anger was on her face when she obviously thought we were joking. “Fucking stupid stoners.” she would think. But, it only a second later she realized I was for real.

Me: And oh yeah can I get an extra water with that.

Her: Uh, uh, sure. One of everything are you sure?

Me: Yeah plus his order and my extra water.

She leaves as she walked away in shock.

So that took a while for the one cook to cook of everything on the menu. I only tried to nibble on one of all the many plates to come. The funny thing is that they brought out each piece by piece, but before they would let me get that, the waitress got the manager and made me pay the bill before hand. LOL. Was $700, and before the service was even out, I put a $300 tip for the waitress. BALLIN.

I also think the counter for the calories from that dinner are still making me fatter even if I don’t eat for several days. NOT BALLIN.

Next blog: Columbus Part Deux

With me being down 30k in 2008, I figured it would be as good of a time as any to take a break. I have never really taken that long of a break as wherever I go I always seem to be surrounded by poker. Even when I do somehow manage to squeeze my lazy carcass outside for a vacation, there always seems to be poker. That is not really a bad thing per se, but with me basically “working” like 2 years straight, I have started to feel mundane about a lot of things that should matter to most people. I booked two days in a row with five figure losses and didn’t even care.

With me being a professional gambler, that is also not a bad thing. But, it does cause some consequences in my own life that seem to me to be detrimental. I’m sure most of you can figure those out as I really hate repeating them over and over on here.

Anyway, that was not the purpose of this post. The purpose was to say that I am on vacation visiting my brother in Arizona. I gave him my PS3 previously as I never seemed to play it, and when I got there I got Rock Band (fun game btw). Then yesterday, with Rock Band being a fun time for a group of people and all,  he invited some friends over which led to an alright time. I did partake in a little too much Tequilla though.

By the end of the night, I remember my head hovering over the toilet for what seemed like an eternity puking my brains out. That was not an alright time. Somewhere along the way, I managed to get myself off the toilet and take a shower. When I stepped out of the shower, I put on my underwear. At the time I thought that this particular piece of clothing was fitting rather tight, but managed to squeeze into them. The next day I wake up and go to the bathroom to take a piss. I look down and see that instead of putting them on normally, I put the left leg portion of the underwear around my waste. I believe now that it is only one more drunken night and I’ll make these briefs some boxers!

This post is also dedicated to dugglebogey. Following my hack writing tradition, I tried to put in as many commas as I possibly could.