Phil Ivey : Folding the Flush
We all know that Phil Ivey, arguably the best offline or online poker player in the world, is capable of…
Tony G : Feel My Power!
This hand is easily one of the most classless displays of poker we have ever seen here at Poker Retards….
Ted Lawson : Misreading a Straight
This is easily one of the funniest hands we have ever seen, and definitely belongs on the list of the…
James Woods Playing Bad Poker
We’re keeping it in Hollywood for this one. James Woods is a great actor. He played the role of sleazy,…
Jennifer Tilly : I Thought You Had Pocket Kings
You have to give Jennifer Tilly some amount of credit. We’re talking about a world series of poker bracelet winner…
Tommy Reed : I Screwed Up
In 2005, Tommy Reed played what we have decided is one of the worst played poker hand ever. He plays…
Kristy Gazes : Hello? We both have quads!
We love Kristy. That’s why we feel bad about putting her here on the site for playing one of the most retarded…
Brett Richey, Beth Shak, and Phil Hellmuth : I’ve got all the suits covered!
This is all around a beautiful hand if you’re looking for examples of retarded poker. The classic line is from Hellmuth, but…